The Fairer Sex

Call me a feminist or a lover of women, I don't really care but the truth needs to be told. We call them all sorts of names- weaker vessels, weaker sex to mention a few but are they really the weaker sex? Time has come for this mentality that sees XY superior to XX to be addressed(guys I'm on Ur side as U'll soon see). Behind every successful man, there's a woman 99.5% of the time be it wife, babe, sister or mother.But behind 90% of successful woman, there's no man. And that's how they want it. We can't succeed without them but they are better off without us yet we call them the fairer sex. I can't remember the last time a girl I was tripping for called me. No! I have to call & once I call I hear, "What took U so long?" or anyother form of polite rudeness. I take it all in good faith, apologise & stammer like a hormonal teenager. She's the fairer sex right? And when one sets her sights on U, she doesn't approach after all She's a Lady. She smiles & waves. And againist Ur wish U walk up to her, make small talk, get to know her, collect her number & promise to call. U might not be that into her but she's the WEAKER Vessel. Indeed! U know, men like public display of strength & power but show affection strictly in private. For women, the reverse is the case. A woman rarely exercises authority in public but they can be so affectionate. Unfortunately, they display their inner strength when there's nobody to see(check the labour rooms if U want see what I mean) and they reduce us to mere babies when they get pissed off. They've never objected to being seen as weaker than men but they'll say WHAT A MAN CAN DO.... Guys, its time to wake up & stop looking down on them. They are asking for gender equality right, we'll give it to them. Women should be seen as equal & complementary to men. So when I go out with a girl, I don't have to pay. No we split the bill. And when the weather is cold, giving her my jacket is not treating her as an equal. I'll wear it. I went to a boarding school & we all(boys alone) bathed together in one long sorry excuse for a bathroom. When there's gender equality, that means everybody-male & female- can share that bathroom. And I can hardly wait for such a thing to happen. Oh I just had a very terrifying thought. U know how U give someone an inch & the person takes a whole mile, well what if we give them gender equity or equality & they go for Gender Superiority? The mere thought of that gave me serious palpitations(I think my heart actually stops beating). Guys please let's look at this situation logically & critically. What will the world look like if women where to officially take over? I know they'll set a limit to time spent watching football, wrestling... Infact, they'll set a limit to what we do, what we say, where we go, where we look, who we see ad infinitum. They'll set a limit on every possible facet of our live and if possible, they'll define what we think. God forbid. Now to avoid such a cataclasmic disaster(pardon my French), we need to treat the ladies a little better. I know how hard it is to understand a female that is why I never bother. I just try to love them finish. If we all can love them truly & honestly, make them feel appreciated & cherished, then they'll be so content with the love they recieve that they'll completely forget about Gender Inequality.